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Film Review: Cooties (2014) HorrorAthon 3

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Directed by: Jonathan Miliot

Starring: Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson and Leigh Whannell

Reviewed by: Brendan Graham (Phantomhour)

Remember in elementary school when everyone was worried about catching cooties from the opposite sex? That was a simpler time. Now we have to worry about catching cooties and eating flesh.

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Film Review: Resident Evil (2002) HorrorAthon 3

resident-evil-1.28012Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson

Starring: Milla Johovich, Michelle Rodriguez and James Purefoy

Reviewed by: Brendan Graham (Phantomhour)

If you’re a gamer, you know about Resident Evil or Biohazard if you prefer the Japanese title. One of the many games to give birth to the survival horror genre, Resident Evil had it all. Scares, intense action and a story that was so involving, players felt as though they had stumbled into a real nightmare. Sony Pictures brought audiences into that world in 2002, but managed to screw up the story along the way.

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TV Pilot Review: iZombie (2015)

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Starring: Rose McIver, Malcolm Goodwin, Rahul Kohli

Reviewed by: Phantomhour (Brendan Graham)

Zombies. The media has a love/hate relationship with them. Whether you’re into The Walking Dead on AMC, or grown tired of walking corpses, you won’t be able to avoid brain munchers on TV. The latest undead spectacle arrived on The CW. Yes, the CW who shows Arrow, The Flash, The Vampire Diaries, all the shows my wife watches. How did my first adventure with iZombie turn out? Will I tune in for episode 2?

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Movie Review: Paranorman (2012)

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Reviewed by: Phantomhour (Brendan Graham)

Remember what it felt like to be misunderstood at school? I sure as hell do, in fact I was often referred as a freak for my bizarre love for the macabre. Plus, I was very introverted, still am actually, so I know exactly what Norman feels like in this amazing stop motion feat pulled off by Laika Studios, the crew behind the bizarre and beautifully done Coraline.

Norman is your average young man. Well, average in the sense that he’s a young man trying to survive in a world that doesn’t understand him. But while other kids are playing football and going to the mall, Norman stays at home watching grindhouse movies and collecting zombie memorabilia, but Norman has an ability that he’s come to terms with, the ability to see and talk to the dead, an ability he must put to action when the ghost of a witch threatens the township as she awakens. That sums it up pretty well I believe.

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What Worked: 

It’s hard to really decide where to start because this film is truly incredible. First off, the screenplay is absolutely fantastic. A  clever mix of playful puns that young and old, and all the horror freaks out there will pick up on,  and meaningful lessons that are relevant to all ages that deal with very important issues that we all deal with on a daily basis. The cast is also fantastic, Kodi Smit-McPhee carries the film very well with a mix of innocence and a heartfelt nature that’s fun and draws you into his world. Anna Kendrick as his older sister is a riot, they nailed the teenage girl stereotype perfectly. Probably the best characters in the whole movie for me, were the brothers Mitch (Casey Affleck) and Neil (Tucker Albrizzi) who are absolutely hysterical, and carry some of the funniest bits of the movie. Jodelle Ferland was also a pleasant surprise, voicing the witch (can’t say more, it will spoil it) but she carries the emotional role very well.

ParaNorman-2012-Movie-Image-31-e1344185435194The designs for the film are amazing; the sets are well detailed, the lighting rivals major motion picture sets in Hollywood, the character designs are weird and fun, and the animation is just beautiful, fluid, fun and heartfelt, the characters truly came to life.

What Didn’t Work:

My only real nitpick of the film is the pacing, it can’t decide the speed in which it wants to tell the story. Sometimes it moves too fast and may lose people in the details that are whizzing by, and others may get bored with how long they’re taking to get to the next point in the story. Doesn’t happen often, but enough to sort of wear you down.

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Not  a negative, but it’s worth noting for those who may want their kids to watch. This movie is incredibly intense, and has some very adult subject matter for a children’s film. Keep that in mind, and perhaps view the film first before showing it to your kids if you have any doubts about if they can handle it.

Final Score:

LegendaryThere was absolutely no way I could give this film any less of a score, the amount of care and detailing that it took to bring this amazing and exciting world to life cannot be ignored, and as far as kids movies go? This is one of the greatest, and is a must see for horror freaks everywhere. 9 Zombie Brains out of 10.

Movie Review: [REC] (2007) HORRORATHON

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Reviewed by: Phantomhour (Brendan Graham)

Some of the heaviest hitters of the horror genre today come from overseas. Films like Audition and Oldboy (both from Asia) are some of the ones that come to mind. But now we look to Europe, more precisely Spain for the next breakout scare fest, and one that should be on everyone’s Halloween viewing list.

[REC] follows the story of Angela Vidal, a late night reporter who follows different groups of workers and sees what their nightly routines are like. This particular evening, she is following the fire department around, seeing how they live, what their schedules look like. When a call comes in for an apartment complex situation, she gets to ride along to record them in action. When they arrive and all hell breaks loose, herself, the cameraman and everyone else in the apartment complex get locked inside until the outbreak is contained completely.

Don't go! You're actually a likable character!
Don’t go! You’re actually a likable character!

What Works: This film works on so many levels, I don’t know where to start! The characters and acting are fantastic, everyone feels believable, and Angela Vidal is a wonderful protagonist; she’s strong, energetic and her performance is incredibly emotional that you’d have a hard time not wanting for her to survive. That rarely happens in Found-Footage films; most of the time, the characters are incredibly obnoxious.

Speaking of the found footage element here, its not a distraction, it’s an enhancement, which you don’t normally get to say about these types of films. The movie is incredibly tense and scary. Yes, I said scary, and I don’t call movies scary very often. It has a great balance of jump and atmospheric scares, and they are all done in an effective and necessary way. I was on edge the entire time we’re in the apartment complex, and don’t get me started about the ending, that is the stuff nightmares are made of.

The infected take batshit crazy up a new level.
The infected take batshit crazy up a new level.

The zombies, infected, whatever you want to call them, are absolutely terrifying; they’re fast, strong, and unpredictable, which is a recipe for success. Especially trapped in such a confined building, as the infected numbers grow, the film just keeps getting more and more intense, and it’s wonderful.

What Didn’t Work: A few characters, some of the other apartment residences, are a little too over the top at times, but not as bad as most recent George Romero flicks. Also, this is found footage, so at times the camera shakes quite a bit as the cameraman is running, it gets dropped, kicked around, blood spattered, and if you have a hard time dealing with your motion sickness with these kinds of films, this one may need to be avoided.

You probably know by now that there is a remake of this film called Quarantine  starring Jennifer Carpenter, and while it’s pretty much a shot for shot remake, it did one thing better: a lot of the scenes are much darker in composition, which made it slightly more effective in that aspect.

Horror films need to go big or go home, and this one is colossal in execution.
Horror films need to go big or go home, and this one is colossal in execution.

Final Score:

Great

With fantastic characters, realistic acting, and with intense and frightening execution, [REC] is a gem, it’s one hell of a thrill ride that you’ll want to revisit many times, and every time I’ve viewed the film, it has still managed to grab me and throttle my nerves. 8.5 out of 10.